Norm Macdonald Quotes

In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That's what I liked about math. You could figu...

I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ...

I watch political shows for a number of weeks in a row, and all I see are guys arguing with each oth...

I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I ...

Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be r...

It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.

I've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomf...

Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be r...

My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey; that's all they want to do. So when...

I don't like sports where it's like, you watch a guy on a motorcycle flip or something, then another...