Wendy Liebman Quotes

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog wa...

I'm a writer. I write checks. They're not very good.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because it's cold in there. And...

I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so sm...

I'm a writer. I write checks. Mostly fiction.

I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience see...