"

It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.

"

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

"

The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in...more

"

What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my atte...more

"

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit.

"

Women are already born so far ahead ability-wise. The day men can give birth, that's when we can start talking about equal rights.

"

You can’t fool people into loving you.

"

they should let some people into the library by prescription only

"

We live and we die and anything else is just delusion. it's just passive chick bullshit about feelings and sensitivity. Just made-up subjective emotio...more

"

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.

"

Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

"

They told me that nothing was a sin, just a poor life choice. Poor impulse control. That nothing is evil. Any concept of right versus wrong, according...more

"

...,dying seems like the greatest weakness, and in a world where people say you're lazy for not shaving your legs, then being dead seems like the ulti...more

"

Just for the record, she still loves you. She wouldn't bother to torture you if she didn't.

"

Ok. You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole. Is this a pretty accurate d...more