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Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing.

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Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is h...more

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I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect,...more

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We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how

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maybe somebody finally shot the dog.