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Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.

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The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.

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Victor Vigny: A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.Conor Broekhart: Which rese...more

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Why can't I solve this problem by killing someone? she though petulantly, then comforted herself with the mantra that had kept her going in prison: "S...more

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Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries.

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A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.

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Ambition had a price, and that price was friendship.

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I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?

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Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!

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You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passionne wi...more

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Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?”“Cheese made by dwarfs.”“Oh,” said Orion, relieved. “They make it. It’s not actually . . .”“No. What a horrib...more

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Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut."Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down to...more

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Orion brightened. "I have an idea.""Yes?" said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained."Why don't we look for some magic stones that ca...more

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No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it. I w...more

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A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.