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Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.

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Victor Vigny: A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.Conor Broekhart: Which rese...more

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Why can't I solve this problem by killing someone? she though petulantly, then comforted herself with the mantra that had kept her going in prison: "S...more

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Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries.

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A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.

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Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!

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You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passionne wi...more

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Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?”“Cheese made by dwarfs.”“Oh,” said Orion, relieved. “They make it. It’s not actually . . .”“No. What a horrib...more

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Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut."Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down to...more

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Orion brightened. "I have an idea.""Yes?" said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained."Why don't we look for some magic stones that ca...more

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Certain battles were won by retreating.

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Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?"Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little somet...more

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Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.

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Some people just needed to be stolen from.

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The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.