Artemis-fowl Quotes

The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concer...

Why can't I solve this problem by killing someone? she though petulantly, then comforted herself wit...

Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!

You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I m...

Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?”“Cheese made by dwarfs.”“Oh,” said Orion, relieved. “They m...

Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut."Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing...

Orion brightened. "I have an idea.""Yes?" said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remaine...

Certain battles were won by retreating.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?"Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled t...

Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.

Some people just needed to be stolen from.

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enli...