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I look better feel better make love better and I'll tell you something else ... I never lied better.

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Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family in another city.

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Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family ... in another city.

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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and to have the two as close together as possible.

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

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There isn't a thing I can't do now that I didn't do when I was twenty-one...which gives you an idea of how pathetic I was when I was twenty-one. (That...more

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Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn't it b...more