I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include myself.
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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and to have the two as close together as possible.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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There isn't a thing I can't do now that I didn't do when I was twenty-one...which gives you an idea of how pathetic I was when I was twenty-one. (That...
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn't it b...
