George Burns quote: You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while ...

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

~ George Burns ~

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while y...

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