Birthdays Quotes

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while y...

I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do.

I have everything I had twenty years ago only it's all a little bit lower.

Natales grate numeras?(Do you count your birthdays with gratitude?)

I'm sixty-five but if there were fifteen months in every year I'd only be forty-eight.

Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty.

Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly eat slowly and lie about your age.

At eighty-eight how do you feel when getting up in the morning? . . . Amazed!

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

I can't tell you his age but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.

Middle age is when you have met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone...

My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about ...

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

I may be forty but every morning when I get up I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately there...

What they don't understand about birthdays and what they never tell you is that when you're eleven, ...

Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always asked to do things and you are ...

It's a sobering thought: When Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.

I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to a hundred.

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.

And the news got worse. It appeared that there was this whole other person Jesus Christ whose birthd...

After thirty a body has a mind of its own.

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

I don't generally feel anything until noon then it's time for my nap.

You're only young once but you can always be immature.

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

Old age is like everything else to make a success of it you got to start young.