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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and to have the two as close together as possible.

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

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There isn't a thing I can't do now that I didn't do when I was twenty-one...which gives you an idea of how pathetic I was when I was twenty-one. (That...more

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn't it b...more