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Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surf...more

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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason

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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

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A bookstore is one of the many pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

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I don't understand women at all. Like how a women can pour boiling hot wax onto their upper thigh, then rip the hair out by the root... and still be a...more

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The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army ...more

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The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!