Jerry Seinfeld quote: I don't understand women at all. Like how a women can pour boiling hot wax onto their upper thigh, then ...

I don't understand women at all. Like how a women can pour boiling hot wax onto their upper thigh, then rip the hair out by the root... and still be afraid of a spider.

~ Jerry Seinfeld ~

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