It’s absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we’ve got rockets, we’ve got saran wrap – FIX IT!!!
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One of the interesting things about comedy is it's tension release, and nothing creates tension faster than anger.
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They're so broke that they've actually cut essential services. In many places, they've cut policemen, because, who the fuck needs them? Or firemen, so...
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Lactose intolerant milk?! KISS, MY, DICK!
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Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.
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Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distributed throughout the earth, in order to confuse my ti...
