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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

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I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

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Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.