Classic-insult Quotes

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more...

He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.

Every instinct that is found in any man is in all men. The strength of the emotion may not be so ove...

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.