Innuendo Quotes

The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue...

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Leave your incidental Dick.

Oh, I can never get enough. Which, incidentally, is what your sister said when--

She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.

Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go...

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Every gay person must come out. As difficult as it is, you must tell your immediate family. You must...