Merry Quotes

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're ...

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I wish Merry was here," he heard himself saying, and quick thoughts raced through his mind, even as ...

You can trust us to stick to you through thick and thin – to the bitter end. And you can trust us to...

He loved mountains, or he had loved the thought of them marching on the edge of stories brought from...

Slowly the lights of the torches in front of Merry flicked and went out, and he was walking in a dar...

They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?

There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.

And there you go again, that tone in your voice, never a word out of place, but your tone says clear...

You can tell German wine from vinegar ... by the label.

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.

I exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin before breakfast.

Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

It was a woman who drove me to drink - and you know I never even thanked her.

Most people hate the taste of beer to begin with. It is however a prejudice that many people have ...

I've noticed the customers in health food stores. They are pale skinny people who usually look half...