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You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want—anal, oral, fisting—but you need to be wearing gloves, c...

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Just because I like to suck cock doesn't make me any less American than Jesse Helms.

Everything with me is either worship and passion or pity and understanding. I hate rarely, though wh...

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Anaïs NinHenry and June: From "A Journal of Love"--The Unexpurgated Diary of Anaïs Nin

I've given guys blow jobs just because I've run out of things to talk about.'Oh, Rae. Who hasn't

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no...

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You women have more holes than swiss cheese.

My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do t...

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Chelsea HandlerMy Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers.

He seemed to be lying on the bed. He could not see very well. Her youthful, rapacious face, with bla...

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She arches her body like a cat on a stretch. She nuzzles her cunt into my face like a filly at the g...

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