Real-time-with-bill-maher Quotes

That's not water. That's socialism juice. We should bomb Lake Erie.

Every day in America is a day with a shooting.

Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I’ll be damned if Rick Perry didn’t take me...

I don't want to say Monsanto is evil right off the bat, but why is Monsanto so evil?

I'm not a Christian, but I have read his book.

And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that fol...