Rincewind Quotes

It's rude to stare," said the troll. Its mouth opened with a little crest of foam, and shut again in...

Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad.

Rincewind picked up a spare paper and read it.It was headed: Examination for the post of Assistant N...

A flicker of defiance flared very briefly in Rincewind's battered heart.

That's old Twoflower, Rincewind thought. It’s not that he doesn’t appreciate beauty, he just appreci...

You see," the tourist went on, "you know that thing you do with seaweed?"Bethan, brought up on the V...