Smartass Quotes
she glanced down and saw that a glove of blood covered her lower arm from the elbow to the wrist. Th...
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Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that.

...I guess I can put two and two together.""Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it'...
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Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

if you can’t acquaint an opponent with reason, you must acquaint his head with the sidewalk.
