Trolls Quotes
It was said in the old days that every year Thor made a circle around Middle-earth, beating back the...
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It's rude to stare," said the troll. Its mouth opened with a little crest of foam, and shut again in...
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And in a nasty war, where's the best place to be? Apart from on the moon, o' course? No one?"Slowly,...
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And one day Amber takes her troll’s dinner down to the cave and finds him—” Rock waved his hands in ...
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It’s a terrible thing, isn’t it? To be dragged under?
Trolls have existed on this planet for as long as humans. This is what I was told and what I transla...
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Something warned me that what I might see would haunt me forever.

He paused in the hallway, sniffing the air. He scowled, sniffed some more. He pressed an intercom bu...
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Is it...can we...is it safe?" Tub checked the lot but he seemed unconcerned. "Coach Lawrence nabbed ...
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I'm serious, Jim. You need to put this crap away. You walk into school on Monday talking to me, or a...
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