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Vell, Zaphod’s just zis guy, you know?

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Douglas AdamsThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphod was learning to d...

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Ow! My brains!

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Douglas AdamsThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

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Douglas AdamsThe Restaurant at the End of the Universe

If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.

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Douglas AdamsThe Restaurant at the End of the Universe