Zaphod-beeblebrox Quotes

Vell, Zaphod’s just zis guy, you know?

One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphod was learning to d...

Ow! My brains!

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.