Amusing Quotes

Sincerity and gravity, in Magnus's opinion, were highly overrated, as was being forced to relive unp...

The rules of physics are, in some cases, suspiciously anthropic.

You think too much of your "toilette", Adele; but you may have a flower." I took a rose from a vase ...

These days, all I ask of Fate is that the people she hurls into my life, whether they are evil or go...

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

Allah protect us,' Bold said politely. Then, in Arabic, 'In the name of God, the merciful, the compa...

Soon she cried and farted herself to sleep.

Wil ate without enthusiasm. His bacon tasted like nothing. Like a dead animal, fried. His eggs, abor...

April 43rd 2000Today is the day of great triumph. There is a king of Spain. He has been found at las...

Issib wasn't thrilled to see him. I'm busy and don't need interruptions." "This is the household lib...

You didn't kill him. He would have killed you, but you didn't kill him.""So? He was stupid. If I kil...

The Devil answer'd: bray a fool in a morter with wheat, yet shall not his folly be beaten out of him...