Jackie Mason Quotes
I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because ...
Show MoreRight now I have enough money to last me the rest of my life - unless I buy something.
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
You know how many stunning women told me they can't stand a good-looking man? ... Women feel secure ...
Show MorePredictions are preposterous.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Ladies and gentlemen you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarka...
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