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Yogi Berra Quotes

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

Ninety per cent of this game is half-mental.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

If you don't know where you are going,you'll end up someplace else.

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.

I want to thank everybody who made this day necessary.

You can't think and hit at the same time.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars: "I would try to find the person that lost...

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Toots Shore's restaurant is so crowded nobody goes there anymore.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. A...

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The future ain't what it used to be.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you don’t know where you are going, you’ll end up someplace else.

90% of the game is half mental.

The Yogi Book : I Really Didn't Say Everything I Said

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

When You Come to a Fork in the Road

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.

No, I don't go to that restaurant anymore. No body goes there. It's too crowded.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.

If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.

I never said most of the things I said.

You give ioo percent in the first half of the game and if that isn't enough in the second half you...

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But Little League can be a great experience for kids, as long as they want to play--and don't play t...

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When You Come to a Fork in the Road

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half...

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I don't mean to be funny.

You can observe a lot by watching.

You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

In baseball you don't know nothing.

The game isn't over until it's over.

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Yogi Berra

Baseball Manager

Born: 1925-05-12

Died: 2015-09-22

Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra (May 12, 1925 – September 22, 2015) was an American baseball player, manager and member of Major League Baseball's Hall of Fame, noted for his bad-ball hitting, his ability to perform in the clutch, and his peculiar, humorous-sounding statements reminiscent of Zen koans. Most people have heard at least some of these statements, often without knowing the source. Though very few of the quotes attributed to Berra are malapropisms, Berra's apparently unintentionally humorous statements have been mistakenly labeled as such by some writers.More