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I know that I'm going to die and that you're going to die. I can't do anything about that. But I can explore it through a metaphor and make a kind of ...more

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If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

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The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in...more

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Women are already born so far ahead ability-wise. The day men can give birth, that's when we can start talking about equal rights.

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they should let some people into the library by prescription only

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Anything you can acquire is only another thing you'll lose

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We live and we die and anything else is just delusion. it's just passive chick bullshit about feelings and sensitivity. Just made-up subjective emotio...more

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Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

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They told me that nothing was a sin, just a poor life choice. Poor impulse control. That nothing is evil. Any concept of right versus wrong, according...more

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...,dying seems like the greatest weakness, and in a world where people say you're lazy for not shaving your legs, then being dead seems like the ulti...more

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If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doing?'Clawing at the roof of her coffin.

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Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?"I say, goodnight.The headliner hangs down in shreds from t...more

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Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!

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I still love him so much I'll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I'll do anything to destroy him.

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Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?