"You gotta look out for number one, but don't step in number two!

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.