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You gotta look out for number one, but don't step in number two!

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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a ...more

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

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When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back

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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.