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The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is th...

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I can see lights in the distance trembling in the dark cloak of nightCandles and lanterns are dancin...

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Halloween isn't the only time for ghosts and ghost stories. In Victorian Britain, spooky winter's ta...

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Please, please, help me grow to be like them, the ones'll soon be here, who never grow old, can't di...

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First of all, it was October, a rare month for boys.

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Ray BradburySomething Wicked This Way Comes

First of all, it was October, a rare month for boys. Not that all months aren't rare. But one strang...

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Ray BradburySomething Wicked This Way Comes & A Sound of Thunder

There was only one thing about his own appearance which really pleased Hercule Poirot, and that was ...

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New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house....

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Bill MaherThe New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

I love scary movies. I like blood and gore, and I love Halloween movies.

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on H...

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I think if human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not j...

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But from that moment on, Hermione Granger became their friend. Because there are somethings you can'...

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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand...

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