Make-me-laugh Quotes
You'll want something mid-range. A 5.56 all right?""I suppose.""AR-15?""Ugh. AR-15? I'd rather not h...
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I grunted, hauling the rope hand over hand. A plaintive squeak came from the pulley system with each...
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Ear demons are totally real," Cody said. "They're what make microphones like these ones work. They'r...
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Most of you Mistborn are probably too proud to crawl. I'm surprised you were willing to do so your

Kelsier rapped lightly on the door, and Dockson strolled over, pulling it open."And he makes his stu...
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As it 'appens, I am Arthur's right-hand man," said Suzy. "Or left-hand girl, I can't remember where ...
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