Wizards Quotes
Apparently wizards poke their noses in everywhere!

The Death Eaters can't all be pure-blood, there aren't enough pure-blood wizards left," said Hermion...
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Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!

Play Quidditch at all?”“No,” Harry said again, wondering what on earth Quidditch cou

Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
But it is said: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. The...
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Hullo!” said Merry. “So that’s what is bothering you? Now, Pippin my lad, don’t forget Gildor’s sayi...
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Wizards are always troubled about the future.

My laboratory,' I said, experimentally, drawing out each syllable. 'Why is it that saying it like th...
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Paranoia is a survival trait when you run in my circles. It gives you something to do in your spare ...
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You need to know where to go,' Sanya said.'Yes,''And you are going to consult four large pizzas for ...
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Do you really think you can win?''Yeah. Hell, Ortega is only the third or fourth most disturbing thi...
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...The next time I opened my eyes, I was in the morgue.This, all by itself, is enough to really ruin...
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Right,' Thomas said. 'Where are we headed?''To where they treat me like royalty,' I said.'We're goin...
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... They paid some madman who thought he was a decorator a lot of money to make the place look hip a...
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If my public existence does anything worthwhile, hopefully it at least demystifies the author a bit,...
Show MoreIn the civilized countries I believe there are no witches left, nor wizards, nor sorceresses, nor ma...
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Regweld is really a fine wizard," he continued, patting the shoulder again. "And his ideas for cross...
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I get depressed with these fluffy dragons and noble elves. Elves were never noble. They were cruel b...
Show MoreThe wizards were civilized men of considerable education and culture. When faced with being inadvert...
Show MoreDo you know how wizards like to be buried?""Yes!""Well, how?"Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom ...
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Good so be would you if, duff plum of helping second A," said the Bursar. The table fell silent. "D...
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What is magic?There is the wizard's explanation... wizards talk about candles, circles, planets, sta...
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Wizards don’t believe in gods. They didn’t deny their existence, of course. They just didn’t believe...
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In the words of Mr Thierry Coup of Warner Bros: 'We are taking the most iconic and powerful moments ...
Show MoreCity of Wizards is normally quite a GOOD thing, since only Good WIZARDS seem able to live together. ...
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