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Apparently wizards poke their noses in everywhere!

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J. K. RowlingHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

The Death Eaters can't all be pure-blood, there aren't enough pure-blood wizards left," said Hermion...

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J. K. RowlingHarry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!

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J. K. RowlingHarry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Play Quidditch at all?”“No,” Harry said again, wondering what on earth Quidditch cou

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J. K. RowlingHarry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

But it is said: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. The...

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Hullo!” said Merry. “So that’s what is bothering you? Now, Pippin my lad, don’t forget Gildor’s sayi...

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Wizards are always troubled about the future.

My laboratory,' I said, experimentally, drawing out each syllable. 'Why is it that saying it like th...

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Paranoia is a survival trait when you run in my circles. It gives you something to do in your spare ...

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You need to know where to go,' Sanya said.'Yes,''And you are going to consult four large pizzas for ...

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Do you really think you can win?''Yeah. Hell, Ortega is only the third or fourth most disturbing thi...

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...The next time I opened my eyes, I was in the morgue.This, all by itself, is enough to really ruin...

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Right,' Thomas said. 'Where are we headed?''To where they treat me like royalty,' I said.'We're goin...

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... They paid some madman who thought he was a decorator a lot of money to make the place look hip a...

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If my public existence does anything worthwhile, hopefully it at least demystifies the author a bit,...

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In the civilized countries I believe there are no witches left, nor wizards, nor sorceresses, nor ma...

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L. Frank BaumThe Wonderful Wizard of Oz

Regweld is really a fine wizard," he continued, patting the shoulder again. "And his ideas for cross...

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I get depressed with these fluffy dragons and noble elves. Elves were never noble. They were cruel b...

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The wizards were civilized men of considerable education and culture. When faced with being inadvert...

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Do you know how wizards like to be buried?""Yes!""Well, how?"Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom ...

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Good so be would you if, duff plum of helping second A," said the Bursar. The table fell silent. "D...

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Terry PratchettInteresting Times: The Play

What is magic?There is the wizard's explanation... wizards talk about candles, circles, planets, sta...

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Wizards don’t believe in gods. They didn’t deny their existence, of course. They just didn’t believe...

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Terry PratchettThe Science of Discworld III: Darwin's Watch

In the words of Mr Thierry Coup of Warner Bros: 'We are taking the most iconic and powerful moments ...

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City of Wizards is normally quite a GOOD thing, since only Good WIZARDS seem able to live together. ...

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Diana Wynne JonesThe Tough Guide to Fantasyland