Dave Chappelle Quotes

The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back.

If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.

I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally...

I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you're a guy w...

Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything.

Most of the people around me have a vested interest in how much money I make. You know, so a celebri...

I love being famous - it's phenomenal.

The girl says "Oh uh-uh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! Just because I'm dressed this way does not ma...

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous.

The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they...

I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.