Patton Oswalt Quotes

People will find transformation and transcendence in a McDonald's hash brown if it's all they've got...

hobos' (a slang term that combines the words 'hope' and 'bowl of beans given to me for free by a wom...

If someone like this were to like me, to like my comedy, and to like the way I conduct myself profes...

Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits.

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible...

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatre...

I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.

Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in cho...

Does anyone act more like an overserious senior citizen with time running out on their chance for im...

I've had some pretty good arguments with people, but I've never regretted it. I've had people come u...

I've gotten very cynical and kind of anhedonic about all the things I have to do to get to do comedy...