Bank Quotes
Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and ...
Show MoreI went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to ...
Show MoreBanking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.
Top doctors, I have come to believe, are as big a menace to your health as top money managers are to...
Show MoreHe tried to read an elementary economics text; it bored him past endurance, it was like listening to...
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I did plenty of jobs that I hated. I was a bank teller and terrible at it. I parked cars, a valet. I...
Show MoreIf only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Our law is a Jordanian law that we inherited, which applies to both the West Bank and Gaza, and sets...
Show MoreThe more guidance a central bank can provide the public about how policy is likely to evolve the gre...
Show MoreA bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismana...
Show MoreYou know, I always say white is not a colour, white is an attitude, and if you haven't got trillions...
Show MoreIf you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's pr...
Show MoreHappiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.
The bank - the monster has to have profits all the time. It can't wait. It'll die. No, taxes go on. ...
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When the bank asks me about my assets, I include my friendship with Regis Philbin.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minut...
Show MoreI went to the bank and proposed that they lend money to the poor people. The bankers almost fell ove...
Show MoreThe Grameen Bank Ordinance with amendments up to 2008 is a beautiful legal structure for the fulfill...
Show MoreThe most famous and one of the most thoroughgoing opponents of bank credit was Thomas Jefferson. Jef...
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