Dick Gregory Quotes

You know, I always say white is not a colour, white is an attitude, and if you haven't got trillions...

Momma, a welfare cheater. A criminal who couldn't stand to se her kids go hungry, or grow up in slum...

People with high blood pressure, diabetes - those are conditions brought about by life style. If you...

It's cool to be healthy.

One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people...

When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in...

Let me tell you, never before in the history of this planet has anybody made the progress that Afric...

No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That's ...

We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the hist...

You hear entertainers all the time, saying, 'If I couldn't get paid for this, I'd do it for free.' W...

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighbourhood after ...

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sp...

Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and ...

When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athle...

Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship b...

I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.

And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you s...

I won't say I'm out of condition now - but I even puff going downstairs.

When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.

I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I'm looking for the crack in ...

My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jes...

They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pre...