Humourous Quotes

At some indeterminate point in their life cycles, they cause themselves to be placed in artificial s...

Ever Tried. Ever Failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

What we’ve got here is a lunatic genius ghost-in-the-computer monorail that likes riddles and goes f...

Went to get coffee today-opened my change purse. Sea shells fell out. Barista goes "Sorry, we only t...

No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away...

If we go on in this way, we shall have a new art of poetry, of which one of the first rules will be:...

Never worry about what you say to a man. They're so conceited that they never believe you mean it if...

Honestly I don't know why i have these parties""Because of your cat""That's true. Chairman Meow dese...

In short, not only was it surprising to be greeted in person with such enthusiastic words, but it wa...

Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.