Puns Quotes

Puns are the highest form of literature.

Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch ...

It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of w...

Yeah 'ear 'ear," said George, with half a glance at Fred, the corner of whose mouth twitched.

There is never a bad time for a pun. There’s also never really a good time for a pun. You might as w...

But the helmet had gold decoration, and the bespoke armorers had made a new gleaming breastplate wit...