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I don't deserve this award but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Gags die, humor doesn't.

I don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument s...

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I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with Prudential. All I can say is: When I go th...

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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

I really don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

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Jack Benny

Comedian

Born: 1894-02-14

Died: 1974-12-26

Jack Benny (February 14, 1894 – December 26, 1974), born Benjamin Kubelsky, was an American comedian, vaudeville performer, and radio, television, and film actor. He was one of the biggest stars in classic American radio and was also a major television personality.More