Sarah Silverman Quotes

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.

Mother Teresa didn't walk around complaining about her thighs -- she had shit to do.

I have very vivid dreams - almost always action-adventure. I'm often on the run. I've always had dre...

It's not cold in here, you're just dying.

I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pi...

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

Nothing seems crazy when you're used to it.

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!

To all you sensitive sallys out there who spend your time scribing angry letters, I have great news:...

My stepfather, John O'Hara, was the goodest man there was. He was not a man of many words, but of ca...

I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.

Some people need Hell. If you’re the type of guy who sees a hooker in an alleyway and instinctively ...