Humorist Quotes

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I've got a nickle in my pocket.

The difficulty with humorists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don’t—whichever...

In the afternoon the ship's company assembled aft, on deck, under the awnings; the flute, the asthma...