Victor Quotes

I know I'll never marry, never risk bringing a child into the world. Because if there's one thing be...

[H]e could see the island of Manhattan off to the left. The towers were jammed together so tightly, ...

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic i...

(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean agai...

(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?

I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary...

One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in...

I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.

God manifests himself to us in the first degree through the life of the universe, and in the second ...

The victor belongs to the spoils.

Shiva and Saleem, victor and victim; understand our rivalry, and you will gain understanding of the ...