Victor Borge Quotes
The shortest distance between two people is a smile.
(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean agai...
Show MoreHumor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic i...
Show MoreI normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.
One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in...
Show MoreFlint must be an extremely wealthy town I see that each of you bought two or three seats.
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and d...
Show MoreI'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary...
Show MoreLaughter is the closest distance between two people.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
