Victor-borge Quotes

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic i...

(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean agai...

(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?

The shortest distance between two people is a smile.

I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary...

One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in...

I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.