Dylan Moran Quotes

People will kill you over time. And how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases like ‘be rea...

He looks like a horse in a man costume!

People will kill you. Over time. They will shave out every last morsel of fun in you with little, ha...

And I'm not saying it's a bad song, you know, or anything like that. All I'm saying is that if you g...

Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.

Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it'...

I fear we might be losing the basic human facility to be alone - and with that you throw out indepen...

Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go a...

A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand!

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.

I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.

I don't want to do panel games or adverts. I really like challenges. I always get roles as an art te...

Or that other bullshit, 'I need more space.' People never quantify exactly how much space they need,...

I'm just a guy who happens to work in public from time to time. I've built a reputation as an establ...

I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybo...

The most dangerous drink is gin. You have to be really, really careful with that. And you also have ...

I don't know that you're able to measure your aggregate wisdom as you go through life. I can't say t...

The terror of failure can make you feel like a failure. So a bunch of people think you're not very g...

People will kill you. Over time. They will shave out every last morsel of fun in you with little, ha...