Ironic Quotes

It is odd that the Bible says, ‘God created man,’ whereas it is the other way round: man has created...

What is your advice to young writers?” “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.

sometimes when everything seems atits worstwhen all conspiresand gnawsand the hours, days, weeksyear...

And a beautiful world we live in, when it is possible, and when many other such things are possible,...

For other people, I can't speak - but, personally, I haven't gotten wise on anything. Certainly, I'v...

Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?

We were talking about the prince,' Sansa said, her voice soft as a kiss.Arya knew which prince she m...

The whole universe is like some big FedEx box.

It is not enough that your designs, nay that your actions, are intrinsically good, you must take car...

He had not the makings of that honest man to whom success comes naturally.

He was one of the most supremely stupid men I have ever met. He taught me a great deal.

-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful."-"It was stupid.

It was the essence of life to disbelieve in death for one's self, to act as if life would continue f...

Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy...

People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who did...

(About sweeping)....What he was in FACT doing was moving the dirt around with a broom, to give it a ...

There ain't no devil, only God when he's drunk.

I'm bad and I'm going to hell, and I don't care. I'd rather be in hell than anywhere where you are.